It's been a hot minute...

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I haven't read anyone's live journal for at least a year. I never post anything. I don't know what going on in others lives unless they tell me directly. All that's going on in my life (in very base details) is that I live in LA and work a shitty retail job. There are lots of beautiful and wonderful things about my life. But those are boring for other people to read. Instead, here's what I hate about my job. I'm officially in rant mode. I make no promises in regards to spelling or grammar. <3 :)

**I fucking hate the idiots that say "umm which register am I going to?!" Well dumb ass, I am standing at this one, with the god damn light on, and another customer left here not even 24 seconds ago, so probably this one.

**We have a pain in the ass credit/debit card machine. It's not hard to understand, it's just annoying and asks like 4 questions. Cashback? Donate to homeless animals? Amount OK? I get it. No one hates the machine more than I do, because i hear every.fucking.complaint. about it. About 758678654 times a day I say "it's going to ask you a few/bunch/lot (depending on my mood) of questions, just TOUCH THE SCREEN to answer. This is like a 4 part rant. FIRST. I have already fucking warned you it will ask an amount of questions greater than one. DO NOT LOOK AT ME AFTER ONE QUESTION and say "am I done? I didn't get a receipt..." LOOK AT THE FUCKING SCREEN YOU RETARD MORE THAN ONE FUCKING QUESTION. Unreal. SECOND. "touch the screen" does not mean search for a stylus, or pull the power cord because you think it's a pen, or ask me "where is the pen". Touch the god damn screen. The iPhone has existed for a minute, you should understand this concept you simple bitch. Yes, it asks you to donate to homeless animals. You're in a petstore. "I really do not appreciate being asked to donate money at the register." Well i don't appreciate even having to dignify that with a response but I do it, so shut the fuck up and hit No Thanks. I'm not judging you, I just want you away from me. Finally, AMT OK? means AMOUNT OK? meaning is the amount on the screen the same as the one I told you. "AMT? THIS IS A DEBIT CARD, I DON'T WANNA USE THE ATM" I don't care about your fucking life preferences, read it again GED and critical think your way out of the problem you're fucking creating. And yeah, if you hit NO at this time instead of YES, you will have to start over again. I don't feel bad. I do feel like you may not be competent enough to drive though.

**No, the computer I use to ring you up, the one that looks like it was in War Games with Matthew Broderick in 1987, cannot access other stores and check their inventory. What you're looking for is the modern internet and a god damn telephone to call and ask.

**Oh, you have 3 cases of canned cat food in the bottom of your cart? How about putting it on the counter for me to scan? I have small ass trex arms, and frankly, I don't get paid enough to struggle with your merchandise when you're just being lazy. Frail old people are excused from this rule. Douche bags in Ed Hardy shirts will be waiting a long time. I will stand and stare until it dawns on you that we are waiting for your ass.

**You want the sale price? Then I need your club card, or the phone number attached to it. Again, 237567568 times a day I say "do you have your petperks card or the phone number for it?" Then you say no. "oh ok, did you want to sign up for one?" well cant I just give you my phone number. God, I hate you. I just hate you. Yes you can, it's why I asked in the first place.

**Are you paying with a check? FUCK RIGHT OFF IT'S 2010 GET A DEBIT CARD YOU WORTHLESS ASSHOLE. It takes like 8-10 minutes to process a check. I fucking hate you. I really really hate you. Checks are for bills that you mail off. That.is.it.

**Don't come in and ask for something, but have no idea what it is. "Oh well I can't remember the name but it comes in a blue box." Oh hold the phone, we only have one item in a blue box in the entire store, here it is. A blue box you say, what a radical fucking color, it's sure to be the only one of its kind. If you said "im not sure but it comes in a tie dye suitcase" I think that would be better. If I ask if you've bought it here before, don't fucking say "well here or petco" WERE NOT THE SAME STORE WE DON'T CARRY THE SAME THINGS and if you insist you've bought it with us, I'll ask you the last time you did. When you say "about a year ago" then I will probably laugh in your face and walk away. It's not like milk in the grocery store, we don't carry things for years. Very few things last you idiot. Work a retail job for 6 months and figure your life out.

**Don't use my register to decide on what you want to buy. If there's people behind you and you don't know your head from your ass, get the fuck out of the way.

**I could go on and on, especially with returns, but I need to call it quits. Let me just say, I know it is gross, but if your fucking animal, that you purchased from us, dies, and you want your money back, or a new one, yes, we need the dead fucking animal. Otherwise, every sneaky asshole with a stolen receipt would be getting a free hamster with purchase. You idiot.

Apr. 8th, 2009

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BRB, dying of laughter.
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Nov. 2nd, 2008

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My store is closing. I am losing my job. I have customers (guests as we HAVE to call them) being fucking dick bags to me every minute of every day. I need to bitch about it. Ray cannot stand it anymore (he won't say it, but I know haha) and I have tried not to write about it in here because it's boring. I work a retail job. My life is not that hard, and I'm not delusional enough to think that any of you really care, or should care, about what goes on at my boring ass job. If you don't want to read my profanity riddled complaints, do not click the cut! Miss you all. xoxoxo

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Sep. 27th, 2008

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Not all day, everyday, but at least once a day, EVERY day, I feel like I'm drowning.

I just needed to type that out so that I don't have to say it out loud.

Aug. 6th, 2008

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I already posted this on MySpace, but I want it on here too. If you haven't seen this commercial, watch it. It made me cry (which is fairly easy) and want the world to change even more than I already do.

Jul. 28th, 2008

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I know I have some friends on here who don't have Facebook that have asked to see pictures of my apartment, so they are after the cut. The erst of you can ignore this entry, ha! Love and miss you all!!
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Jul. 7th, 2008

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News from LA: We finally have all of our furniture, clothing, and other general belongings! I will post pictures of our place on Facebook, prolly here as well, as soon as we get the posters all hung up. By the end of the week, you'll be able to see where I live. I love and miss you all!

May. 13th, 2008

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To all of my friends, that I will miss so much when I move to LA, I need your help. I want to make a mix of songs about California that I can listen to on the drive there. I want to be able to think about all of you as I drive into my new home. So, if you have a favorite song about Cali, please post the name of the song and the artist so that I can add it to my mix. They do not have to be specific to LA, or any certain part of California.

Also, no one is allowed to say "California Love" - 2Pac or "California" - Phantom Planet. These are too obvious, and I already have them on the mix, haha. Finally, I am aware that I could basically play every Red Hot Chili Peppers song known to man and have plenty of songs, but I am trying to steer clear of that. Be creative! I love you all!!!
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I love how Bayside had to post a blog on MySpace about all of the negative comments they have been getting about being on MTV/TRL. COME ON KIDS, a band YOU LIKE is getting recognized for BEING GOOD. They deserve recognition, they deserve success, they deserve more money if it is being offered. If you knew anything about the music industry, you wouldn't be mad, because you'd know that this is how it works, especially for a lot of Victory bands. BE HAPPY FOR A BAND THAT HAS TOUCHED YOUR LIFE IN SOME WAY. I used to watch TRL, and I think my musical tastes have turned out just fine. Silly little kids.

In other news, Ray and I are moving to LA in June. I am terrified. I am also excited. I have never been to the West Coast, so it is going to be completely different from anything I have ever known. I am going to be far away from all of the people I love very much. I'm putting it out on the table now, you are all welcome to come visit whenever you like! I think everything will be fine, but it is scary to move across the country, to a place where I know no one (besides Ray), when the original plan was to move to Chicago. Being an adult is weird!

Apr. 15th, 2008

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I just want these all in one place so that I can stare at them for hours if I need a pick me up.
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